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[NosTale]Of all the things to say... (3/4/2009)
Mar 04, 2009 10:02:15
Hey, everyone. Thanks to the good response we got last week, we thought we'd do another one. This week, I'd like you to focus on a particular character who you might have noticed in last week's post. This character, in fact:

Now, I'm sure many of you eagle-eyed viewers will notice that he does not look like he's in a good mood. In fact, it might even be said that he's positively grumpy. There are obvious reasons why, of course; the whole being-permanently-on-fire thing was a rash decision made in his youth (he thought it'd be a big hit with the ladies . Secondly, his job's not doing much for him either. It's no life, having to pop up every now and then and try to get rid of a bunch of potion-spamming trespassers every 12 hours, is it? (I mean, it IS called the Deadly Ground, isn't it? If they want it so bad, I'd say let them have it!) Plus the benefits are downright awful - no dental!
So anyway, I think we can all agree, based on the given evidence, that Dark Horn is not, in point of fact, a happy chappie. Now what I want you, faithful reader, to do is to think of the 5 worst things you could possibly say to DH that would get him even more annoyed than he already is. Last week's post should give you a clue to start off with, but you're on your own for the rest! Be creative, let your imagination run wild; the point is to have a few laughs. Don't worry, we'll also be posting what we GMs think would get DH nice and mad.
I'm sure you'll be really good at this week's little diversion; after all, when it comes to being annoying, I know some of you are in your own league. You know who you are
